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OS-Tan

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Anime, Art, Culture, Technology

or, “People Scare Me (especially Japanese people)”

I remember seeing this image awhile ago and thinking how crazy someone must be to make something as weird and fetishistic as this.

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Apparently though, there’s a whole genre of fetishization of software, operating systems, machines, and all that kind of fun stuff. It’s called “OS-tan” in Japan. Gigantic surprise — yet another crazy Japanese fad. I found this link over on Reddit to a repository of this madness.

This second one isn’t quite as technically good, but at least it’s not quite as strange. I have to admit I find the concept of a fox-girl holding a giant ball between her legs a little … questionable, but, at least it’s not as overtly sexual.

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The weirdest one I’ve come across is this one. I dunno, just the combination of the prepubescent little girl with the text blaring you to “Try!” … Yikes.

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BioShocked

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Games, Technology

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Two days ago half the gamers in the world were expecting the Second Coming, but by now a huge number of them are realizing they’ll have to wait it out on Earth. I talked to no less than five of my friends two evenings ago, and all of whom reported that they’d downloaded the BioShock demo … only to find out that it only runs on cards that support Shader Model 3. Whoops.

I haven’t been following BioShock too closely, but my general expectations have been along the lines of, “This game is going to be amazing. Too bad my computer won’t be able to handle it until I upgrade.” By then everyone who cares what games I’m playing will have stopped caring about BioShock and be obsessed with the latest game du jour and I’ll be content to play a game that’s a little old, as usual.

Anyway, I only know one person who’s managed to get it working. On their XBox360. I actually had a lengthy conversation with one of my friends as he browsed the developer’s website looking for information on the required specifications for the game and failed to find them entirely. He had to resort to going to an online retailer to find the recommended specifications.

It’s kind of disappointing to me not to be able to play the game right now, but I’m patient. I wonder how many of the game’s impulsive, game-of-the-moment fans are going to bother with it now after realizing their cards can’t even run the game? And what was Irrational Games thinking only supporting Shader Model 3? Sure, the graphics are a draw. But the gameplay and story are what should be taking precedence. Right now, the bar for the graphics is just so high that many people can’t even get to that.

Thunderburned

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Technology

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About two years ago when I first got my hands on what is now my primary development machine, I attempted to set up Thunderbird using POP to access my GMail account(s). I recall that this wasn’t all that long after Google had first begun offering POP access to GMail, so it was a bit of an arcane process still. I’d done it on my backup machine with Mail, though, so I didn’t expect any problems.

As can be expected in “Computer Stories” things didn’t go exactly as I’d hoped. To make a long story short, I was told that Norton AntiVirus/Firewall would prevent me from ever using Thunderbird with GMail (even if I had them disabled). I found this a little ridiculous, but I eventually grew used to accessing GMail solely via the web interface.

Now about a month or two ago, I uninstalled Norton as I had gotten other AV/Firewall products that I liked more. Today I decided I’d try out Thunderbird again to see if I could access my GMail account now that I wasn’t using Norton. As you might be able to guess from the title, things didn’t exactly work out as planned. Even after setting up rules that basically allowed Thunderbird to do whatever it damn well pleases, I still couldn’t get it to access GMail, or seemingly do anything. Updating to the latest version of Thunderbird and associated extensions? Nada.

It’s really a shame, because I do find programs like Thunderbird very convenient. I think, though, I’ll just have to give up on getting it to work and stick with the web interface. It’s not that important to me, and considering the hoops I jumped through last time, with no success, I think I’ve put in enough effort to just let it go.

Defining “Web 3.0″

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Technology

Today on Digg/Reddit/EveryWeb2.0site.com there’s an article near the top about Eric Schmidt’s definition of Web 3.0. Apparently, he defines Web 3.0 as moving towards a computer architecture where applications are web-based, personalized, etc.

I don’t really know if that’s where we’re heading — Personally I hope not, as that model strikes me as being pretty poor for the end user unless you like having your personal information traded amongst corporations for profit. Either way, before we get to Web 3.0 I hope we can at least get to some semblance of order in the current state of affairs on the web. What do I mean by that?

Current Web 2.0 sites are plagued by a variety of ills:

-Spam (99%+ spam, guaranteed)
-Organized mobs manipulating the system(s) to their own benefit
-Politics (Every other story is about Impeaching Bush! or some other conspiracy-theory like story)
-Religion (Every other-other story is about Impending Theocracy!, creationism, Richard Dawkins, or Fred Phelps)
-Ron Paul (Every story is about Ron Paul, Lord and Savior of Mankind, or at least until the Democratic primaries)
-Scaremongering (Everything is URGENT! And if you weren’t so evil, you’d care just as much as the submitter!)
-Frequent negative value to users (ie, a waste of time)

A web without these problems would be a true Web 3.0. Anything else is just an incremental version upgrade.

But Thinking Makes It So

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Personal, Technology

I was thinking the other day about how much time I really end up spending doing maintenance sort of work on my computer. Specifically, on this Windows machine as opposed to my Mac. All of the antivirus, antispyware, anti-everything-else that targets or afflicts only Windows machines. If I weren’t doing development that required me to primarily use Windows I’d gladly move on back to OS X.

So today I’m browsing the web and listening to music and my computer crashes — to a BSOD. Wonderful.

I turn the machine off, go grab myself a drink and sit down for a few minutes, then come back to it. Boot it up, everything looks okay, no obvious error messages. Start up Firefox again, get back into the swing of things for an hour or two… And get hit by another BSOD.

I’m really hoping this isn’t going to continue.

Talking on the phone the other day, one of the guys in the D&D group apparently had a critical computer issue not too long ago. The whole thing apparently was so clogged with dust that the fan stopped working and some parts melted. I had just finished sending him an email asking if I could buy his used parts cheap when my first BSOD hit. So after the second one I opened up the case and did a little cleaning, but it wasn’t all that bad in there for a computer.

Other than the dust issue or possibly one of the new programs I just installed a day or two ago, I’m drawing a blank. And that’s a bad thing. So hopefully I can diagnose whatever the issue is if it continues, though in an even better future I won’t have any more such problems.

Internet Radio: Doomed?

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Miscellaneous, Technology

I listen to a lot of music. As much as I can, I listen to music while I’m working. I listen to music as I browse the web. I listen to music at the gym. All in all, I’m probably listening to music about half the time that I’m awake (which is rather scary, I suppose, but there it is).

Mostly I used to listen to my own collections of music, and while I still do that, it’s not always possible. In the absence of being able to listen to exactly what I want, when I want, I’ve taken to listening to internet radio a lot. For the most part I listen to one of the stations at Digitally Imported Radio, as I can get relaxing ambient music or various forms of electronica which are entertaining enough to listen to but not distracting.

One recent development that has me a bit concerned is Congress’ recent passing of a bill to raise royalties on internet broadcasters. Although I wouldn’t be traumatized if internet radio went under altogether, it would be kind of disappointing to me. I mean, it would really limit my exposure to new music, and it would limit my options in listening to music overall. Not to mention, at one time I was involved in running a small-scale internet radio station and I wouldn’t mind getting involved in that again at some point.

A breakdown of some numbers can be found here. Excerpts:

First of all, the rates webcasters pay are “per performance,” meaning any time ONE listener hears ONE song (or any portion of a song), that’s a “performance.” If ONE listener hears ten songs, that’s TEN performances. If 1000 listeners hear ten songs, that’s 10,000 performances.

Let’s imagine a webcaster with an AVERAGE audience of 10,000 listeners (obviously, listeners come and go, and no one listens 24 hours a day, but we’re talking about an average number… so sometimes there’ll be lots more than 10,000 folks listening, sometimes lots less… but for math’s sake, let’s deal with the AVERAGE audience). Our webcaster plays 16 songs every hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, to an audience that averages out to be 10,000 people.

$0.0008 X 10,000 listeners X 16 songs/hr. = $128. It’ll cost our imaginary webcaster $128 to play one hour of music for 10,000 people.
At the end of the day, that’s $3,072 ($128 X 24 hrs./day) — for just a single day! After a week goes by, it’s $21,504 ($3,072 X 7 days/wk.). And for all of 2006, this webcaster with a steady average audience of 10,000 listeners would owe $1,121,280!! (the $3,072 X 365 days/yr.)

I don’t really have any idea on how much money most of these internet radio stations make, but I can pretty much guarantee that they don’t make over a million dollars per stream. The tricky part is that even though this initiative is purely an RIAA-induced move (I’ll leave out motive speculation), the means through which it is done, the SoundExchange, is used by every label. So even though most, if not all, of the music played on the internet radio stations I listen to is non-RIAA, their initiative has punitive effects regardless of the label carrying the artist.

There’s a website listed here called SaveNetRadio.org to protest the new royalty rates. I’ll probably write a letter to my representative about it, though I’m debating whether the additional efficacy of an actual letter is worth the additional effort over an email.

Wizards of the Downtime

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Games, Miscellaneous, Personal, Tabletop, Technology

I noticed a new D&D podcast the other day and it got me thinking about something I mentioned earlier — One of the guys in my D&D group and I have a minor dispute over a minor rule with major consequences. Consequences that differ by about two orders of magnitude.

The last time we got into the dispute I mentioned to him that I’d ask the rules lawyers on the Wizards.com for their opinions on the matter so that we could come to a resolution. However, last time I tried to access the Wizards.com forums they were down for maintenance. Since it came to my mind I decided to browse on over to the Wizards forums and set about resolving the dispute…

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Of course.

I have never seen a website that needs as much maintenance, especially hard downtime, as the Wizards.com forums. Ridiculous.

XFire

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Games, Technology

Unbeliever over at MMODIG has posted a bit on a new gaming utility called Playxpert. He gives some really cool examples of what this program may be able to do, which sound quite impressive. At the same time, he calls it an “XFire killer” which has me a bit worried. I started using XFire a few months ago and it’s troubled me from day one — And now something even better, or worse?

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Maybe it’s just because I’m not from the generation that XFire is aimed at, but I have a big suspicion about the program. I mean, look at it. It even looks like Real Player.

I mean, it seems to allow for some nice things. The good:

  • Keep in contact with your friends
  • Connect with friends-of-friends to expand your in-game social network
  • Know when your friends are playing at a glance so you can spontaneously jump in or out
  • In game communication
  • Find new servers / games
  • Get generally interesting statistics (like the featured XFire top games of today, which lists 17,000,000 minutes of World of Warcraft played today amongst all XFire users)

And while some of these things are nice, I’m not sure the benefits really outweigh the negatives for me. Those being:

  • A bad interface designed with form over function
  • Scans your computer (ostensibly to detect games, but who really knows?)
  • Regularly updates itself with crap you probably don’t need nor want
  • Friend-of-friend social networking features means people who you may not even know are keeping tabs on you
  • General XFire statistics gathering means a loss of privacy with an increase in the amount of information publicly available

Of course the examples that Unbeliever lists for this new Playxpert program seem even worse — I could do without having the stats of my character in a game datamined so that someone can look up my build and make a counter, thanks very much. By far the majority of the little widgets and doodads for games seem to be for World of Warcraft, though, so as long as I steer clear of that…

Are MMOs Sustainable?

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Games, RPGs, Technology

So I’ve been meaning to write a bit of a longer post on games recently. A couple of factors have been coming together kind of in this direction, so I figure I may as well try and tie them all together into something long and semi-coherent.

One of the guys in my D&D group has been passing off a class of his own creation to me for perusal over balance concerns. There was a time about a year and a half, maybe two years ago when I used to be deeply involved in D&D mechanics. I knew all of the major tricks for optimizing spellcasters in all of the books then released. I was at least passingly familiar with every prestige class and feat and could probably tell you whether it was a worthwhile investment to utilize for building your uber character of doom.

And then, for whatever reason, I stopped caring. And I’m not really sure when or why, but basically I decided it was all kind of pointless. I mean, there’s a degree of planning and procedure that’s appropriate in any game. But to sit down and pore through all of these D&D books (and, damn, there are a lot of D&D books being published lately) just seems … well, what’s the point? I’ve never played a D&D game that’s gone to twentieth level. I don’t ever want to play a D&D game that goes to twentieth level. I don’t even like playing D&D games that go up to tenth level. Not only do the mechanics begin to break down at that point, but it just becomes narratively implausible for me to imagine these homeless wanderers carrying around millions of GP in their pockets and having a wardrobe full of incredibly powerful magical items.

So, anyway, to try and get back on track, I’ve been looking at this particular class. It started off as a wish-fulfillment player class and was thus, as would be expected, “too good.” A bit of nudging and finessing here and there got it more in line with other D&D classes — And then recently its power level spiked through the roof. Though I’m trying to be firm in insisting that the power level as-is is too high, I find myself kind of caught up in diplomacy and vacillation. That is to say, understanding that “balance” can only be evaluated based on one’s objectives, the “balance” of a class is a notoriously ephemeral thing. As a wish-fulfillment class it’s certainly intended to satiate some craving for power inaccessible through other D&D means, but simultaneously the search for feedback from other people indicates at least a passing desire to situate the class within the existing conception of “balance” in D&D. (And even though I consider D&D’s existing balance to be a joke, you’re not really going to get anywhere by just refusing to play by its rules.)

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