Victory of the Crude

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I checked Protein Wisdom some time yesterday evening and noticed this post,

Yeah, it ain’t worth it

Later.

Back when all this is settled. Once and for all.

Rather cryptic. Obviously this had something to do with Frisch, but I have no clue what. I checked Frisch’s blog but saw only her solemn denials of her previous activity on Jeff’s comments and her willingness to ban anyone who doesn’t want to engage in her whitewashing campaign. No crows of victory or other public displays of stupidity. I then browsed Jeff’s previous post:

If anybody needs me…

…I’ll be at Coors field, watching a once-promising Rockies’ season disappear in a flurry of bad coaching and disappointing clutch hitting.

This had quite a number of comments on it for being a post that essentially says, “I’m not here.” Baseball talk? I begin to read the comments.

KM on 07/27 at 08:57 PM makes the following comment, which I found eerie in itself:

If Goldstein’s at the game … and take my word for it, no chance of rain tonight … that means nobody’s watching this thread. Yet it remains eerily under control.

Vencemeros (barricades@aol.com) on 07/27 at 09:06 PM follows with:

that means nobody’s watching this thread

Well now’s the chance to take it over.

Debi, Glen et al. (and I do mean et al.), are you with me?

Preserving the rest of the comments behind the cut as a cross-reference. The text of these was taken about 2am Central time, July 28th. Lets see if we get any more frantic lies of redaction.

phuque (ephu@ephu.com) on 07/27 at 10:15 PM

It is a good think you and the cunt didn’t have a girl. You woulda named her snatchel!!!!

Ba. Da. Boom. Phuque. Phace.

Turding wurd: similar

Your pissant progeny is going to be similar to you. Poor little mofo.

cunt cockula (sorry@ass.mofo) on 07/27 at 10:17 PM

Jeff Goldstein’s a piece of shit
His fucked up wife is a sorry twit.

I wonder if Cunt Cockula has ever had an orgasm.

I’m betting no.

Ephu, jeffie baw.

cunt cockula (cunt@cockula.cum) on 07/27 at 10:19 PM

Jeff,

Could you pick up a quart of milk on the way home!

Thanx!

Ur wife

satchel (mofo@daddyo.ephu) on 07/27 at 11:58 PM

daddy, why are you such an a-hole?

satchel (satchel@proteinwisdom.cum) on 07/27 at 11:59 PM

mommy,

why’d you marry such a pathetic pissant piece of shit mofo cocksucking moron?

luv,

satchel

cunt cockula (cunt@proteinwisdom.cum) on 07/28 at 12:05 AM

please, jeff! fuck me right now! oh you big strong hot man. fuck me now

luv,

cunt cockula

satchel (satchel@proteinwisdom.cum) on 07/28 at 12:06 AM

Do it daddy! Fuck mommy! Do it now!

I wanna watch you, Count Cockula!

U da man, daddeee!!!!!

Jeff Goldstein (jeff@proteinwisdom.com)

protein wisdom is going offline.

thank you all for reading.

A sad day. Hopefully this loss is only part of a greater victory.

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